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Lynton
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Posted: 13 Jan 12 00:28
From this article I found this line:


"Stanislav Zavjalov wrote on Facebook: 'No!! Horrible! I still remember his explanation of the divergence theorem using the wildebeest."

I'm sure this is something you would have said. Own up now, admit that you are Stanislav Zavjalov


It cracked me up in the middle of a serious article about an Oxford Don's suspicious death.




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Posted: 13 Jan 12 20:03
Its him alright Lynton, you hold him down and I will turn the thumb screws!



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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 13 Jan 12 21:08
Me? Nay, t'was not I.

I ain't been messing about anywhere. Can't even finish the Shylock Humes rubbish. Utter blockage, creatively speaking.

Maybe that's it. Maybe Shylock Humes rubbish isn't meant to be finished. Maybe that's the way forward...

That's brilliant that is, Lynton, though, you can't half spot 'em.

Lynton
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Posted: 14 Jan 12 13:09
Quick! Arm, make with the iron mask!

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Posted: 14 Jan 12 14:00
Ok, thanks, I'll let you know.

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Posted: 15 Jan 12 00:39
Sorry Lynton, I lent it to SKOOB for protection against Mrs SKOOB and her exstending fist!

However, I do have the Fruit bats, and a packet of Lome worms, that have not been fed for a month.

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