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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Q What's the difference between an opposite example and a mirror image of Miss Spry, the famous flower arranger?
A One is a converse instance, and the other is an inverse Constance. Well, it's the best I can do in the circumstances. You can't get the wood you know. |
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MonkeyInTheBath
Writer Registered: 25 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Q. What's the difference between Tupac Shakur's famous rival's nephew and a subatomic particle? A. One is B.I.G's ho's son, the other is a Higgs boson. |
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MonkeyInTheBath
Writer Registered: 25 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have another (worse) one.
Q. What is the difference between Prince Albert and an imaginary flag which could possibly have been designed for the 1980s BBC TV show "We Are The Champions"? A. One has a couchant Pickering, and the other has a penchant for cockrings. |
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Lynton
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A nun at prayer has a soul full of hope
A nun in the bath..........doesn't |
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