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Lynton
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That's what shesays. But I have to admit I've seen better hanging in a butcher's shop.
Although I must say seriously I do find it a bit refreshing for this day and age |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry. No chance of me thinking of her in that way either. "Perhaps a lovely cut of pork loin please". Shallow. Yes. Just like my lovely wife who took me to a movie recently so she could look at Ryan Gosseling's abs. Also explains why the Greeks, Romans and indentured Catholic sculptors never really bothered to cut an ugly statue. We all appreciate a little beauty from time to time. Wow. Way too deep for a Tuesday Afternoon. Carry on Lynton, my good man. PM |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
With all due respect Lynton, if I, as a woman, had a mooshlike that, I would cover it up!
You are the light, that forever shines. Love as always mate Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A woman with morals? Nice.
A woman once spoke to me you know... 1957 I think it was... Medication time again. Inch |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But then what are we after all?
Shambling skeletons.... Spirits trapped, tethered to a dying animal... Develop the spirit or you are mere meat... |
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Lynton
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Go easier on the poppy juice Erskin
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SamIAm
SamHeIs Registered: 3 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't look at women like pieces of meat. I have the highest respect for hot broads.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Norfolk broads are the best.
They go: "OOHAAAROOOOHAAAARRRROOOOHAAARRRRRH" I think. Regards Skoob. |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dad!!!
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have to admit, I did look at her like a piece of meat.
There was some road kill on the way to work this morning that was a dead ringer. Although it was dressed better. |
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