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Lynton
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Posted: 10 Jan 12 21:11 - Edited By: Lynton, 10 Jan 12 21:14
That's what shesays. But I have to admit I've seen better hanging in a butcher's shop.

Although I must say seriously I do find it a bit refreshing for this day and age

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 10 Jan 12 21:50

Quote: Lynton

That's what shesays. But I have to admit I've seen better hanging in a butcher's shop.

Although I must say seriously I do find it a bit refreshing for this day and age


Sorry.

No chance of me thinking of her in that way either.

"Perhaps a lovely cut of pork loin please".

Shallow. Yes.

Just like my lovely wife who took me to a movie recently so she could look at Ryan Gosseling's abs.

Also explains why the Greeks, Romans and indentured Catholic sculptors never really bothered to cut an ugly statue. We all appreciate a little beauty from time to time.

Wow.

Way too deep for a Tuesday Afternoon.

Carry on Lynton, my good man.



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Posted: 10 Jan 12 23:02
With all due respect Lynton, if I, as a woman, had a mooshlike that, I would cover it up!

You are the light, that forever shines.

Love as always mate


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Posted: 11 Jan 12 20:40 - Edited By: Inchcock, 12 Jan 12 10:29
A woman with morals? Nice.

A woman once spoke to me you know... 1957 I think it was...

Medication time again.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Jan 12 20:45
But then what are we after all?

Shambling skeletons....

Spirits trapped, tethered to a dying animal...

Develop the spirit or you are mere meat...

Lynton
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Posted: 11 Jan 12 23:47
Go easier on the poppy juice Erskin

SamIAm
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Posted: 12 Jan 12 00:30
I don't look at women like pieces of meat. I have the highest respect for hot broads.

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Posted: 12 Jan 12 00:43
Norfolk broads are the best.

They go: "OOHAAAROOOOHAAAARRRROOOOHAAARRRRRH"

I think.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 12 Jan 12 08:29
Dad!!!

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Posted: 12 Jan 12 14:26
I have to admit, I did look at her like a piece of meat.

There was some road kill on the way to work this morning that was a dead ringer.

Although it was dressed better.


 
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