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Yes, it is that time of the year, when we all need to repair those broken christmas presents.

If you have a broken present, that you need to repair before the giver finds out, here is what to do.

Sneak into thier house in the early hours of the morning, and murder them in thier bed, it will save all the mess, of sticking the crap present back together, and, save the red face of lies, when they ask where the gift is.

Next week, we will be looking at ways to save money by robbing banks, and knocking over old ladies on pension day.


Ta Ta

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Have you stopped the meds again Arm?

Remember, it's the blue pill in the morning and the red one at night and bag of nails is so the missus can nail your feet to the floor when you get like this.

Funny you should mention pills, me old fruit and nut, cos the other day, the Great Dane puppy ate some tablets, and he has been speaking in tongues ever since.........



Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx