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I dont mind a bit of bacon stipping, it can be sizzling!



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cornered today mate.

Not me - somebody else. Heh-heh! Call my bluff and that.

More as we get it.

Skoob.

These threads get rasher but they're good to have arind. Always worth a butcher's. Lean back in your chair and enjoy.

Beware! Porky pies will always find you out in the end.

There's no hiding from Tiggywinkle.

Startling really.

Alfred Hatchplot.

Oink oink!

The Trotter's liked a bit of pork you know?

They would perloin it of course.

As Del would say, "Come on Rodney, 'Chop chop'!".

Granddad would put his steak on at the bookies.

Uncle Albert 'Remembered during the war... the rashers were on ration.

Raquel, was saddled with looking after the lads.

Cassandra, didn't have to put things in hock to live, like Grandad did.

Trigger, supported West Ham.

Boycie sold illegal cars.

Marlene, had her breasts enlarged.

Sid, sold sausage sandwiches and crumpet in his cafe.

Denxil supported Liverpool and Bill Shanks.

Slater, the pigs antics, gave me many a belly laugh.

They all ribbed Mike, and conned him too.

They would meat at the market, to sell there wares.


Inch

You lot have me in tears of laughter! Only here, can the insane, really be sanity. This place should be on the national health service, under the heading: "Depressed? You fukin wont be!"

Love Light and Peace

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Gamm on boys!

I'm off to see the famous actor Michael Jambon - like you lot he's such a ham.

Cost a few greenbacks to get there though.

(Does anyone remember Green Back Bacon? Unsmoked)

This thread's turning cheesy, ham-en-bert

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Quote: Lynton

Gamm on boys!

I'm off to see the famous actor Michael Jambon - like you lot he's such a ham.

Cost a few greenbacks to get there though.

*(Does anyone remember Green Back Bacon? Unsmoked)

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* By Jiminnee I do Lynton.
I was provisions section manager at Tesco and then the NCS many years ago. One day, at Boston we were carrying products out of a closing down shop, into the temporary shop, and I was carrying a smoked gammon on one shoulder, and a flitch on the other, as I was half way across a plank (the place was flooded at the time) towards the 'shed' as we called it, I noticed the maggots that had come fork the smoked gammon had gained a foothold in most of my crevices!

Oh, might use that one in the Woe series?

Inch

my wife's a nice bit of "crackling"

Jagg, for a small consideration, I shall not tell your misses of the remark, re her rashers. Lets call it a tenner, that looks like a fifty pound note.

It's for your own good Jagg.


Love as always

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