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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
20,800 hospital admissions in England over a 12 month period were for people recorded as having a fall involving a bed, provisional figures from The NHS Information Centre show today.
Further Weird NHS Admissions Interesting list at the link I thought. No, I was not one... honestly! Inch |
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Lynton
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The amazing thing is that some oik at the Health and Safety Executive got the job of classifying falls to justify his existence and came up with this table:
W00 Fall on same level involving ice and snow W01 Fall on same level from slipping tripping and stumbling W02 Fall involving ice-skates skis roller-skates or skateboards W03 Other fall same level due collision/pushing by another person W04 Fall while being carried or supported by other persons W05 Fall involving wheelchair W06 Fall involving bed W07 Fall involving chair W08 Fall involving other furniture W09 Fall involving playground equipment W10 Fall on and from stairs and steps W11 Fall on and from ladder W12 Fall on and from scaffolding W13 Fall from out of or through building or structure W14 Fall from tree W15 Fall from cliff W16 Diving/jumping into water causing injury other than drowning or submersion W17 Other fall from one level to another W18 Other fall on same level W19 Unspecified fall . Skoob will be glad to know his argument with a lamp post comes under W18 so he's in there somewhere. Thing is what the hell do they do with this data - geneticallt engineer trees? Warning signs on chairs? Whatever it is it probably costs the taxpayer billions. So if savings are to be made then why not start here? |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They forgot fall involving pavement.
(Happened to me 3 times in the past year alone!) Ellie |
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Lynton
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W18 Ellie
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've got 2 W18's as well. Once when I fell down a flight of stairs in the dark, in the middle of the night, whilst 'refreshed' and another when I fell off that train.
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Lynton
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Train = W17 skoob your collection is getting bigger (best to have it lanced)
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had a WWWOOOOO
After 16 pints of Guiness, and two currys, the hospital bed did not stand a chance. Nor did the bed pan, it certainly altered the structure of the mattress. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A full on face pavement fall deserves its own special category. Especially when you're thinking of a lawsuit against pavement as a whole as it's obviously out to get me and hates me.
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