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This red indian brave goes to the chief and he asks him how he names the children.

You see, it's the chief who does the naming.

So the chief says, "well, I open me flap, on me wigwam, and I look out. Whatever I see, I name the child after.

"If I see a deer running across the prairie, I name the child 'running deer'.

"I might see a bull, sitting. That child is called 'sitting bull'

"Or another might be called 'soaring eagle'.

"But tell me, 'Dog With Its Leg Up', why do you ask?"

Ah self-censorship. Such discipline. How I wish I had that. I see you are not an asterisk man

© "Carry On Cowboy" 1964

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A woman gives birth to twins. She can not cope, so sends them for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named; Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a pictue of himself to his Mum. She is so upset, and says to her husband, "I wish I had a picture of the both of them".

Her husband replies; "There fukin twins! You've seen Juan, you've seen Amal"!



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My Mum and Dad retired, My mum had always wanted to be a pianist, so my Dad purchased a piano for her.

A few weeks later, I asked my dad how she was doing with it.
"Oh, we took the piano back, I persuaded your Mum to play the Claranet" Said my dad.

"Why?" I Asked.

"She cant fukin sing with a claranet"


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A man's walking down the street and he slips in a pile of dog poop and falls on his arse.

So he walks into an iron bar, and says: "Ouch that hurt me heed leek"

Then a Hell's Angel walks along the street and slips in the same pile of dog poop and falls on his arse.

"Ouch!" he says. "I did that!"

But the other blurk in the bar doesn't hear him coz he's dizzy with banging his heed and that.

Hang on...that's not reet...

A man's walkin'...etc etc etc.

Regards

Blarney Bubble.