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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hooray for Cliff Michelmore, friend of the iguana.
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Lynton
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You just brought back into my mind the music of 'Tonight with Cliff Michelmore', hooray too for Fyffe Robertson fine example of beard and Tweed - no friend of the Salmon!
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've been led to believe Mr Mitchelmore was into Bananas in a big way. Mind you, I've been led into one disaster after another throughout my pathetic life. Inch |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bulbous?
How observant. Thank you. PM |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bulbous brings to mind a certain nose of a certain ex-husband. Bulbous indeed. Now back to the regularly scheduled pogrom.
Charpa |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bulbous? Is that a person that eats too many light bulbs?
Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Lynton
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Bulbous is a description of Spring -
"It had been a bulbous Spring; Daffodils and Squills had had a particularly good year. For me though it was back to the compost" Percy Thrower ("My life in manure" biog) |
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Isn't Bulbous what the farmer uses to take his bulls to the cows? |
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Lynton
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Inch you are confusing that with Bull basque something the farmer puts on the cows to make them more alluring if not to the bull then to him.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's all this got to do with Cliff Michelmore, the man who introduced doilies to Matabeleland?
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Lynton
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Don't they have bulls in Matabeleland?
I'm sure they do. At least the Mashona next door in Mashonaland are well-known for their bulls. At the traditional beef feast a bull is ritually slaughtered, roasted and eaten at a table of Diospyros wood bedecked with doilies. They even make a specially written menu on a doilie. I believe it is called a 'Doilie Carte'. Or is that the conveyance used to transport them from the canoes of Ipi Ipi maidens, who bring them up the Inyankuni river as far as Bulawayo? It is all so long ago now - how I wish I had kept a diary. More Port Erskin? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't mind if I do. Partial to the vinho do Porto, though I am more of a Madeira man meself. And Sherry.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd just like to know why nobody asked me to comment on this thread.
You can all fuck off. The lot of you. Kiss my arse. (Not in a gay arse kissing way.) Bastards..... Just kidding. It's been the best Christmas ever for us. Hope it's been good for you guys and gals too. Love you all. Skoob. |
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Lynton
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Skoob I have a sink plunger - that'll do the job in a particularly non-gay way
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ever the exhibitionist.
I think I may have a hangover. Made the dinner yesterday, and by the time I'd done, I wasn't hungry any more. Typical. Regards and salutations Skoob. |
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, I see now, thanks. |
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