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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I eat paper fasteners, which I eat as a staple.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I eat pins, which stick in my gut.
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Inchcock
Writer  Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I eat pomegranates using a pin?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would a pomegranate make a good pin cushion?
Perhaps not. A pin cushion would certainly not make much of a pomegranate. There's an idea for my next art installation: a pin cushion pomegranate. |
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