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Here we have a splendid example of an 1824 cod.

Very good vintage, a little finny but that doesn't tip the scales out of its favour - pour yourself a gill and enjoy.

Must rush I'm off on a Houting.

That was a good year for huss. And a good year for them.

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Anne Chovey and I were training the dog to skate the other day, the cat was jealous.

Our sole purpose was to annoy the old trout next door, who has been carping on at us about the noise we were making with John Dory as we compared our foibles at our plaice. She's an angel really.

Anne lost her broach, the budgie fell off its perch, I clowned about and passed wind, the stench oh!

Feeling guilty about this, I jacked in the fooling around, and we all had a whale of a time.

Load of pollacks I know! Sorry

Inch

After reading that Inch, I thought, EEL be getting an award for his ideas and no TROUT about it.



Love as always

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See....I saw this and thought it was personal adds for fish:

"Laid back Key West Grouper seeks adventurous plankton loving female for sun down under the reef. No drama queens, please!"

I knew a chap who went to public school in Gt. Yarmouth- it was like Eton only they wore Bloaters.

There is something fishy about this thread, it smacks of Yellow Jack and trawlers, an ancient term for prostitutes.

My mate was jumping up and down.
I asked him why.
He said he had been bitten by a horse fly.
I asked, "Did it STING-RAY"

I thang yorrrr


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