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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 18 Nov 11 22:29
Or very few.

They don't, you know.

Because they don't want to.

It's like, we're on a conveyor belt. At the end, you get your head smashed in. This life ain't meant to be a permanent state.

And it's only by realising this that you see the way out.

But most prefer to sing and dance and pretend it's not happening.

The above is also wrong.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Nov 11 22:50
Life is fuck all like a box of chocolates.

That's bollocks is that.

Thoughtfully,

Skoob.

Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 00:26
S'right. And I never thought of it before, but why do we put an apostrophe in 'ain't'? Eh? Ai not? No-one understands all right.

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 10:39
This conveyor belt is called Samsara. The purpose of Buddhism is to leave the unsatisfactory (Dukka) cycle of birth, pain, death and re-incarnation behind. If you obtain enlightenment you can find peace forever.

Its time to shave your head and do some yoga.


armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 20 Nov 11 18:35
Life is about living, except when you are dead, which is hard, cos you are not living, cos you are dead. But, if you are alive, and not dead, then you can live it, before you become dead, see, its easy.



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Inchcock
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Posted: 20 Nov 11 20:11
Well it's all beyond me!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 27 Nov 11 13:09 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 27 Nov 11 13:10
Do you have to have been alive to be dead?

What about all those who have not been born? Who mourns them?

Also, when do you start to 'exist' and when do you cease to 'exist'? Do you ever start to 'exist'? Does it ever 'end'?

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.

Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 27 Nov 11 13:10
Absolutely. Well, relatively at least.


Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

This conveyor belt is called Samsara. The purpose of Buddhism is to leave the unsatisfactory (Dukka) cycle of birth, pain, death and re-incarnation behind. If you obtain enlightenment you can find peace forever.

Its time to shave your head and do some yoga.


armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 29 Nov 11 17:24
I knew someone that was dead and came back to life, he had the right hump when they told him he had been left in a tomb for 5000 years. Refused to come out and be an exhibit in the British Museum.

Dont upset your Mummy, thats what I say.


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