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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 12 Nov 11 20:10
Not where I live, the sea is the other side of the garden fence, and I am not getting my feet wet.






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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 Nov 11 20:21
It is greener, though. Well, it was the last time I turned some grass over to have a look.

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Posted: 12 Nov 11 23:28
To be honest Erskin, the sea is about 5 mins away, counting the pebble bit before the actual water.

My ten year old daughter, asked me some time ago, what we would do if there was a tsunami, I replied, "Get in the wardrobes and paddle like mad to the Sussex Downs".

She replied, "You weigh 20 stone, wont it sink?

I said; "No, when I see a Tsunami coming, I will lose at least 10 stone, its a cure for constipation"


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Posted: 29 Nov 11 05:23
TV Al Featured on Al Jazeera TV and there is a restriction on the net usage. I am amazed that Australia is included. Russia and other are well known but Australia. NO? YES? The European Central Bank (ECB) has been working hard to convince the world that it is not competent to act as a central bank. One of the main responsibilities of a central bank is to act as the lender of last resort in a crisis. The ECB is insisting that it will not fill this role. It is arguing instead that it would sooner see the eurozone collapse than risk inflation exceeding its 2.0 per cent target. It would be bad enough if the ECB's incompetence just put Europe's economy at risk. After all, there are tens of millions of people who stand to see their lives ruined because the bureaucrats at the ECB don't understand introductory economics. But the consequences of a euro meltdown go well beyond the eurozone. At the very least, the chaos following the collapse of the euro will mean a second dip to the US recession. The loss of the European export market, and the likely surge in the dollar that will result from a worldwide flight to safety, would be enough to turn a weak positive growth number into a negative. I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA "We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children."



armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 29 Nov 11 17:22
What the fuck has that got to do with this topic?




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Posted: 1 Dec 11 09:58 - Edited By: Inchcock, 1 Dec 11 09:59

Quote: armfeetandtoe

What the fuck has that got to do with this topic?

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Beats me Arm!

(Then again, most things do)

Hope all is well with your residential animals.

Inch

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