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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 19:03
Numbers, eh? They just go on and on.

And don't get me started on whitebait. Bastards.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 19:39
EQ, has it snowed in your coffin yet? The north normally gets it first.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 20:21
No snow here yet.

Calm, grey, gloom.

Not bad for November.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 20:22
If it does don't forget to pull the lid over

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 20:25
Theres no need to be revolutionary about Whitebait.
He only said it because you mentioned the Onions.

Like my doctor says: "An Erskin a day keeps the vallium away



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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 20:31
Dinna worry, JO lad, I'll keep meself wrapped up well.



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If it does don't forget to pull the lid over


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 20:38
They bombed our aquarium you know.

The bouncing whitebait was far more deadly than that dambusters nonsense.

If it hadn't been for Stalin, we'd have been in real trouble.

He let us have his old fishtank for next to nowt.


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Theres no need to be revolutionary about Whitebait.
He only said it because you mentioned the Onions.

Like my doctor says: "An Erskin a day keeps the vallium away



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 21:11
I was told they started using the jet propelled Mackerel.
Didnt last long, Brixham folk are a bit funny about thier fish and chips.






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Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 21:20
They're all mad arm.

Don't worry about it.

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 9 Nov 11 21:29
I was doing ok on the Librium until the Erskin turned up.
Why did they dig him up again? Bludy Archeologists!

Love as always

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Lynton
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Posted: 10 Nov 11 00:54
Skoob great minds an' all that- I'm talking about me and you not them. They're just bonkers.Well at least it wasn't the blob that got Erskin.


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They're all mad arm.

Don't worry about it.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 10 Nov 11 22:23
Librium?

I don't know about all that. I'm not really into them star signs.

I had a great uncle who swore by the positionings of cow pats in a field, though.

One day he was out for a walk and he stepped in some cow shit. "This field is full of fuckin cow shit" he swore, by the cow pats, in the field.

It's not all beer and skittles in the country, you know. Well, not in Lithuania. I dunno about other countries.

I never liked Frankie Valium and the 4 Seasonings either.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Nov 11 18:55
Rag Doll

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Nov 11 21:45
I told you not to call me that at work.


 
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