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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Numbers, eh? They just go on and on.
And don't get me started on whitebait. Bastards. |
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Jaggedone
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EQ, has it snowed in your coffin yet? The north normally gets it first.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No snow here yet.
Calm, grey, gloom. Not bad for November. |
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Jaggedone
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If it does don't forget to pull the lid over
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Theres no need to be revolutionary about Whitebait.
He only said it because you mentioned the Onions. Like my doctor says: "An Erskin a day keeps the vallium away Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dinna worry, JO lad, I'll keep meself wrapped up well.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They bombed our aquarium you know.
The bouncing whitebait was far more deadly than that dambusters nonsense. If it hadn't been for Stalin, we'd have been in real trouble. He let us have his old fishtank for next to nowt.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was told they started using the jet propelled Mackerel.
Didnt last long, Brixham folk are a bit funny about thier fish and chips. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They're all mad arm.
Don't worry about it. Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was doing ok on the Librium until the Erskin turned up.
Why did they dig him up again? Bludy Archeologists! Love as always Arm xxxxxxx |
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Lynton
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Skoob great minds an' all that- I'm talking about me and you not them. They're just bonkers.Well at least it wasn't the blob that got Erskin.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Librium?
I don't know about all that. I'm not really into them star signs. I had a great uncle who swore by the positionings of cow pats in a field, though. One day he was out for a walk and he stepped in some cow shit. "This field is full of fuckin cow shit" he swore, by the cow pats, in the field. It's not all beer and skittles in the country, you know. Well, not in Lithuania. I dunno about other countries. I never liked Frankie Valium and the 4 Seasonings either. |
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Jaggedone
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Rag Doll
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I told you not to call me that at work.
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