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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My eighteen year old daughter, and her friends, decided to help daddy out last night, by giving, (I dont know how many), of my stories a 5 rating.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER UNLOCKED WHILE THE DUSTBIN LIDS ARE ABOUT! BIG MISTAKE! Her mum has banned her from using my razor for three weeks. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Today, one of my students saw my scrambled eggs and asked why I was eating Scottish cheese.
Another student: What's Scottish cheese? me: It's like haggis. him: What's that? me: It's like Scottish cheese. him: But what's that? me: haggis." him: So, you're eating haggis? me: NO, I'm eating eggs. him: Is that like haggis? me: NO! Just read! Let me eat my eggs. And it's Cottage Cheese...not Scottish cheese. him: No...it's Stottish cheese. I read it somewhere. |
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