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I adopted a snow leopard today for three pound. No idea where I'll keep it or what to feed it on. Don't know why I did it really.

Regards

Skoob.

Ah, I do I think!

Your magnanimous nature inspired you to get it for Arm, as company for him in the shed?

How kind of you.

Inch

Arm's living up in the loft at the moment. I don't think he's all that keen on snow leopards. The one at Marwell zoo brought on a sneezing fit. Chap deserves some company though, I think I'll look into adopting a colony of fruit bats as well.

Thanks for the help Inch.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Arm's living up in the loft at the moment. I don't think he's all that keen on snow leopards. The one at Marwell zoo brought on a sneezing fit. Chap deserves some company though, I think I'll look into adopting a colony of fruit bats as well.

Thanks for the help Inch.

Regards

Skoob.

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Oh, he's gone up in the world then, nice that.

If you do get the bats, does that mean he can dine on Colonel Sanders chicken?... oh I see it now, colony not colonel... I do feel such a fool!

Going to get me prescriptions in a bit, back on later Skoob.

Cheers.

I've just googled fruit bats. Big buggers they are. Also known as flying foxes.

Still, given Arm's loving, tactile nature, I'm sure he'll spend many a happy hour up the loft stroking the fruit bats.

I just hope they don't come down and mess up Mrs S's beehive hairdo.

She'd go flaming mad.

Regards

Skoob.

SKOOB! That fukin cat has nicked my blanket!
And it ate the sausages Mrs S made me!

When is it going to stop? Anymore animals, and Im going to start calling you Noah.

Love as always


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Got me eye on a white rhino and a Siberian tiger right now.

Eight pound a month, all in, no questions asked.

Looking at a spitting cobra for the wife too. Only two pound but you supply your own anti-venom.

African bull elephant, eight pound, but it comes with a Health and Safety warning. Have to think about that one...

Gerbils are two pound per thousand.

Laters

Skoob.

Did you go for the cuddly toy, or did you let them keep it to save costs?

We ate the cuddly toy. With some Bisto.

Meerkats two pound for four.

That's appealing.

Regards

Skoob.

Anyone care to adopt a flock of about 150 pigeons?

The Mrs. and I have vacated our room in downtown San Francisco, so she's afraid the whole colony is starving.

My guess is they've gone back to eating pizza crusts and vomit, and I've saved about 3 pounds worth of birdseed money...

That's about 1.36 kilograms, right?

Hi SFO, good to have you back amongst the "flock of seagulls", but they're not for sale, worthless all of us!