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Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:36
Couldn't get the Everton v United game today, so watched Chelsea v Arsenal on Sky. Cracking match. Theo Walcott showed the kids how to do it - brought down, but didn't fanny about appealing, got up, got on with it and popped a goal in.

Played to the whistle.

Theo, my son (He's not really my son - I'm just having a Cockney moment.) well done! That's how the game should be played. And although I'm not an Arse fan, you did the game proud today.

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Skoob

PS - If any fans missed this, don't miss it on MOTD tonight.

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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:40
Scum 3-Arse 5
and JT ends up on his Ron Harris
what a week

why is AVB's hooter getting bigger and redder?
probably cos he keeps telling porkies



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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:45
Brilliant game indeed.

But Pompey are getting stuffed at Derby as we speak. Bugger!



Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:48
They need some navy cake at half time.

oops - best be careful here...

Play up Pompey!

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Skoob.

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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:53 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 29 Oct 11 14:53
I had that Cracking Match last week. Mrs SKOOB put the lotion on and it cleared up. She reckons I caught it from an old pair of SKOOBS pants she lent me.

Life in the loft is never boring.

Love as always


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Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 14:55
Arm...

Shhhhh....

She's having a nap....

Good excuse for me to pop up the shops for more beer and then make a spooky Halloween YouTube vid.

Preferably not involving spag bol.

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Skoob.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 15:01
Despite the fact I am a Chelsea fan, and found your article very upsetting, I have approved with a 5.

I hate you, in a gay way.



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 15:05
Love you too arm.

You bugger.

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Skoob.

Rebel Not Taken
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 15:10
I seriously think the f.a should throw the book at john terry for his sick impersonation of stephen hawkin trying to stand up..

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Oct 11 15:25
Not nearly as funny as that penalty in Moscow though...

One kick away from being Champions Of Europe and the spiky headed git blew it.

Like the chocolate orange - it's not Terry's - it's OURS!

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Reddon.

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Posted: 30 Oct 11 19:02
Missed it actually, to busy being depressed by United. But them old Spurs are certainly hotting up, love watching them.


 
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