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Right! you bunch of hooligans! Oooh wants it?!
Come on! get your dukes up!

Wait, Im out of breath.........Anyone got a chair?



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Aw Arm.

I couldn't fight you mate.

Not with my back.

Love and kisses

Skoob.

SKOOB, I can not remember the last time I had a punch up.
I think it was the duvet the misses asked me to change.
It won, She found me in the wardrobe eating her nightie.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Alright matey chum.

You any good at fighting clapped out old critics who continually spout the same tired old shit?


Just askin'

Skoob.

Funny you should mention that SKOOB, I was walking along the Great Wall of China last night, and this geezer stops me an says; "A wot you writin book of imperialist clap trap that are satirical sudo comedy for the indoctrination of Chinese youth an Socialist dogma?"

I gave him a dig, and said to me misses, "I thought that Chairman Meow was dead?"

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Right! you bunch of hooligans! Oooh wants it?!
Come on! get your dukes up!

Wait, Im out of breath.........Anyone got a chair?



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Just think yourself lucky Arm!

I still hold the record in the Meadows Old Boys Boxing club (7 bouts - 7 defeats).

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm too old, got Arthritis, a dicky heart, 5'3" tall, rheumaticky, and am possibly the biggest coward in the East Midlands, if not the world.... I'd take you on!

Your humbly and cringing, Inchcock

Inch, I love you, and could not bring myself to harm you.
SKOOB will do it for me!


Hope your okay mate


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Inch, I love you, and could not bring myself to harm you.
SKOOB will do it for me!


Hope your okay mate


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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God bless you Sir xxx

Been to doc's today, thought I'd got small boils, turns out it's Impetigo... what next?

4 more tablets a day to forget to take now!

Look after youself.

Inchcock

sorry to hear a-bout your illness Inch, guess you'll be staying out of the ring in the future.

No seriously, hope you get rid of it soon, JO.

BTW, I had to Google it before I knew what it was. All the best mate.

Awww...Inch...

What are we going to do with you?

I can see I'm going to have to take you under the capable wing (not bingo) of the wife, and give you a serious looking after.

You can share the shed with Arm. Very bijou, got a wood finish.

Hopefully the Impetigo won't put a brake on the tales of woe. That would be a tragedy. As for the boxing, mate, best forgotten. A mate of mine got banned from Navy boxing tournaments because when he lost his rag he'd go all Thai and put the boot in.

Mind you...he was a Geordie.

You take care geezer.

Skoob.

Thanks Jaggedone Skoob.

I might disappear for a bit again in December. Going in for some adjustment to the Sturnum, seems they put me back together wrongly after the cardiac op. Hopefully it will just be a couple of days. (Not that I was put together correctly in the first place)

I hope Lynton is going on alright, after his medical procedure? He's busy moving I thinks still?

(Of course that would be me thinking, as opposed to a person who actually has the capability to think!)

Bless you all

Inch, Lynton is still doing the moving thing. Every time he stops, he gets told to move on!

Get yourself sorted mate, or we will do the adjustments for you, free of charge. And you know what this lot are like with a spanner and a pair of plyers!



Love as always


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Inch, Lynton is still doing the moving thing. Every time he stops, he gets told to move on!

Get yourself sorted mate, or we will do the adjustments for you, free of charge. And you know what this lot are like with a spanner and a pair of plyers!



Love as always


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Well Arm, as tempting as it is come visit your surgery in Skoob's shed, or Jag's Palace for treatment, I'd better go to the NHS appointment thanks all the same... unlike me, they have sufficient tools to do the job.

That Doctor Percy Veer, keeps patching me up, and would get jealous if anyone else had a go and got it right!

Take care mucker

Inchcock

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I'm an expert in diagnostic prevention, I just avoid the bastards and drink buckets of green tea.