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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Feel a cold coming on. I shall hie me to an apothecary, there to seek an appropriate sarcophagous mixture.
Oh please yourselves. I'm not getting paid for this you know. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Linctus, I finctus, cantus helpus.
Alright, Im not a fuckin poet you know. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Lynton
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Nobody told me Gee's Linctus didn't actually contain Laudanum it seems I can be naturally laid back and chill.
Pass me the Tinct. Paregor. The Mist Pot. Cit can wait. I need to Ipecac so will you excuse me? |
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