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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Oct 11 21:33
When was it then? Eh?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Oct 11 22:00
Shit - I thought you were my mummy then...

Bastard!

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 14 Oct 11 22:21






What's up with Erskin?

he don't look at all well?

not what I'd call a good colour..





armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 14 Oct 11 22:28
The first day, Erskin, was The, First day, and not the second. If it was the first, who named it day? or, first day? I dont adam an eve it mate.



Lost my lesbian key ring yesterday.


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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Oct 11 23:38
Dark forces are abroad.

Or a dark broad is a force.

Summat o' t'sort.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 15 Oct 11 17:31
And another thing..............



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Oct 11 17:35
Arm,

The shed key is under the plant pot.

Use it mate.

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Skoob.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 Oct 11 18:51 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 15 Oct 11 18:53
My mummy told me to wrap up well.

Can't stop - I'm a bit tied up right now.

"The cat crept into the crypt,
Crapped,
And crept out again.

They do that, cats."

M Balmer


 
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