Forum Home / Login / Register

This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / God Save The Queen


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 14 Oct 11 18:00
Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 14 Oct 11 18:17
Good grief Erskin!

Have you taken leave of your senses man?

What on earth would Humes say?

Johnny Rotten and a red wigged stripper?

Terrible business, and surely a three pipe conundrum.

Regards

The man on the bike.

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 14 Oct 11 19:37 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 14 Oct 11 19:54
I used to work for K Shoes.

Cobblers to the Queen.

And as for taking leave of the senses, too bloody right.

(it's Kate Middleton's cousin)

armfeetandtoe
Writer
armfeetandtoe

Location: West Sussex
Registered: 11 Jun 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 15 Oct 11 17:33
If you are a cobbler to the Queen, may I have a pair of loafers size 12 on brown please.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 15 Oct 11 18:38
you want fries with that Sir?


 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot