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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Help!
I've got Tolpuddle Martyrs behind my skirting boards. What's more, Captain Swing Rioters have been gnawing at my soap. What can I do? Yours, A Distant Cousin of Lambert Simnel |
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churchmouse
Writer  Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You think you've got problems. I've got a nest of Luddites in my loft, and the pantry in the East wing is swarming with Jarrow marchers! |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erskin, I had those black shirts round here the other day, Living in the bludy pantry if you please! Do what I did, ring Jeremy Kyle and have them do lie detector tests.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I remember the winter I had Napoleon's army stuck in my back garden on the way back from Moscow.
They made a right mess. |
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Try making a Simnel cake.
The little buggers can't resist. Once they show themselves, a good whack on the napper with a cricket bat should do the trick. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
This hot spell's brought out the Ironclads round this neck of the woods.. Millions of the bastards.. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bugger of a job finding narcissi in this neck of the woods, or I'd be right there with the simnel cake, thanks for that advice.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh, and up the road, they've got Etruscans ruining the lawn. They're worse than the Greeks.
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dandelions will do. That or 20 Lambert & Butlers. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Byzantines have just borrowed the car, god knows where they are going?
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Lynton
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The gauls keep nicking our apples- but the Iceni made a good bonfire with the fallen leaves
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