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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why have I not been a featured writer? I am a writer, I have features, and I can spell. So whats the reason for this oversight? Is because I am rich, is it because I have the body of an adonis? Am I being persecuted because I sleep in SKOOB1999 garden shed? Have I been sidelined because Lynton and I shared a bottle of rice wine? Am I an Outcast, for letting Churchmouse fettle my Hedgehog? There could be many other reasons. And I want you, my fellow Spoofees, to tell me why.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Your name has too many syllables for the al-gore-rythm to handle. But you're in luck, this is an improvement over the george-w-rythm, which had no rythm at all. Fear not, the honor is dubious at best! The real satisfaction from writing here is knowing that you are paid nothing and few people really know who the hell you are. Obscurity is yours!!! Roll in it!!
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No! I want fame! fortune! Fungus removed from my scrotum!
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well in that case you need can of Cruex
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