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Gone With The Wind:

Take 403:

Scarlett: But Rhett, where will I go? What will I do?

Rhett: Frankly Scarlett my dear, I'd go out west and get yourself a job in a western with John Wayne...


Take 606:

Scarlett: But Rhett where will you go? What will you do?

Rhett: Frankly Vivien my dear, I was hoping we could hop on a street car..

Scarlett: Named desire?

Rhett: Exactly, follow me back to my trailer...

WEST SIDE STORY.

Scene 345:

Song: "When your a jet, your a big jumbo jet"

Scene 908:

Song: "I've just run over a girl named maria"

Take 900

I'm going to make him an offer of 2 million bucks

Take 518

I love the smell of cornflake in the morning

Take306

ET not got fucking Nickelfor phone

Take 678

Can't you play something else Sam?

Star Wars IV

C3PO: No R2 I don't like you

R2D2: beepipibeep doooooiIIIIp!

C3PO: No I don't like your kind of foreplay!

R2D2: Sppppppphhhttttttt!!!

That's hilarious! You need to write the rest of the song...

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

WEST SIDE STORY.

Scene 345:

Song: "When your a jet, your a big jumbo jet"

Scene 908:

Song: "I've just run over a girl named maria"

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"You lookin' at my story?

Are you looking at my story?

I don't see anybody else here...

Are you lookin' at my story?

I can't believe you just one-starred my story...

You sick fuck...it hadda be you, cause I don't see nobody else here....

You one starred my story?"

TAXI DRIVER

Skoob this isn't really a movie and I therefore must ask you to go write a script, film it, market it then come back here and you may spoof it. Or if you insist, I will pretend it has been done and come up with some cut seens from "The Bastard One Starred Me!"

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Quote: Skoob1999

"You lookin' at my story?

Are you looking at my story?

I don't see anybody else here...

Are you lookin' at my story?

I can't believe you just one-starred my story...

You sick fuck...it hadda be you, cause I don't see nobody else here....

You one starred my story?"

TAXI DRIVER

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"The Bastard One Starred Me"

Skoob: It must have been you, I saw you click the mouse over only one star!

Mark: So?

Skoob: What do you mean so?!! You're the one star bandit! Admit it! Its been you all of these years!!! Always hiding behind being Editor! Oh it can't be me Skoob, the technology doesn't allow it!" Well Bullllllll- Shiiiit!

Mark: Skoob I have had to suspend you once and I will do it again if you continue this tirade. Now calm down and think through this logically. Could a man in pigtails possibly be the one star bandit?

Skoob: Huh?

Mark: Skoob, lamb chop, not in a gay way of course, but don't you think it a bit obvious you enjoy being one starred? You get attention from everyone because of it, even I give you attention and then there's Fergus, he sends you flowers he feels so bad. Now go get yourself a glass of milk and some preludes and have a nice long nap....

I can't win today, can I...

It's TAXI DRIVER.

DeNiro to the mirror before he goes on a psychotic rampage.

Krist...do I have to explain everything?

Skoob.

Okay Skoob, I misunderstood, it looked so much like one of your regular rants about One Star. Remember about the Boy who cried wolf! How'd you like the Script so far?

Taxi Driver (1976)
113 min - Drama | Thriller - 8 February 1976 (USA)
8.5 Your rating: -/10 Ratings: 8.5/10 from 195,181 users Metascore: 93/100
Reviews: 677 user | 155 critic | 8 from Metacritic.com
A mentally unstable Vietnam war veteran works as a nighttime taxi driver in New York City where the perceived decadence and sleaze feeds his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process.

Scripts are looking good Jean!

Onwards and upwards!

Regards

Skoob.

I have scene 1 in the Magazine hopper, I'll share the link when it gets approved

Just approved it mate.

It isn't true.

Some of it.

Regards

Skoob.

The Search for the One Star Bastard Scene 1

Of course not its only a Movie, all fiction! Also that first bit at the mirror was written by Skoob as someone else.

Cool Hand Luke

Take 27: What weve got have here is a failure to communicate. (Strother Martin to Paul Newman)

Take 1: What weve got have here is a failure to consider all the options concerning my position and your willingness to submit to my being the warden, having complete control of whatever I want you to do at any time or place of my choosing.

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Cool Hand Luke

Take 27: What weve got have here is a failure to communicate. (Strother Martin to Paul Newman)

Take 1: What weve got have here is a failure to consider all the options concerning my position and your willingness to submit to my being the warden, having complete control of whatever I want you to do at any time or place of my choosing.

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LOL I just love editing!

Lost Star Wars Scenes

Yoda Has an Off Day

Yoda: Try Not.... not Fucking up!


Yoda Still Having off Day

Yoda: TRY! You simpleton, ignorant toad! Just DO it!....Oh was that stupid camera rolling?

Lost Star Wars Scenes

Yoda Has an Off Day

Yoda: Try Not.... not Fucking up!


Yoda Still Having off Day

Yoda: TRY! You simpleton, ignorant toad! Just DO it!....Oh was that stupid camera rolling?

Actually, JLF, it would be like this:

Yoda: Fuck up you should not.

Simpleton, ignorant toad you are. Do it you should. Rolling the camera is? Shitty that is.


Yes, that's right, I'm a Star Wars geek!

Ellie

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Lost Star Wars Scenes

Yoda Has an Off Day

Yoda: Try Not.... not Fucking up!


Yoda Still Having off Day

Yoda: TRY! You simpleton, ignorant toad! Just DO it!....Oh was that stupid camera rolling?

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I figured as much and you are right about the Yoda Syntax, much better!