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Carrots used to be black, well, a dark crimson. The nobs didnt like it, so they had them changed to orange.
Likewise, Asparagus, was called, Sparrowgrass, but the nobs wanted the name changed, and low, they got it. Who the hell do these people think they are? Blokes with cocks are now called Ladyboys! Cos yer nob holidays in Brixton!

Have you read my book? "Theres a Hen Loose In Leytonstone".

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Nobs is a term of endearment for the nobility?

I got nobbed once by a door nob, he was built like a wardrobe

Isn't NOB, the National Organization of Bookmakers?

or bookworms?

I believe it was some nob who changed St Nickelarse to Father Christmas.