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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Resplendent in his Merlot stained spandex super hero outfit ACTON MAN Is ever vigilant to disregard threats to the public good as they arise no matter how large.
ACTON MAN! |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is this the Acton man with an eagle eye and a realistic grip?
It's not? Ah well, I'll not bid on it then. Iain |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Not many people know this but Acton was once the cherished place where Victorian and Edwardian Londoners washed their clothes. It's the water see. We've got underground streams here, full of liquid that's perfect for doing the laundry. Hence all our old warehouses were once laundries. Still plenty of career prospects in Acton, despite the financial crisis. We're always on the lookout for top flight night security guards... And another thing.. Adam Faith was from Acton.. So there... Carry on... |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
And another thing.. Anyone wanting to hear genuine Actonspeak.. Google Adam Faith and play his song.. What Do You want.. Rebel Not Taken will translate on request.. For a consideration... |
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Rebel Not Taken
Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Adam Faith, aka Terry Nelham, used to be our paper boy..
bloody rascal.. 'what do you want if you dont want money' was one of my Desert Island Discs when i was on Roy Plumley's show.. dont get me started on Acton.. maybe Acton needs putting on the map.. in the same way that Nagasaki was! then again why should the wankers of Dorking and the kinky pensioners of Worthing get all the glory? |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Bloody shame we'll never be able to meet up at HQ.. for a jar with Faithy and Firthy.. Good actor he was too.. Remember Budgie.. |
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Rebel Not Taken
Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Come in Budgie!
one of my favourites along with Hazell.. |
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Acton Green - now that's the place.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shut up.
Charlie Endell. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enjoyed that, new to me.
A bit sad how some are viewed later in life. Colonel Juan And another thing.. Anyone wanting to hear genuine Actonspeak.. Google Adam Faith and play his song.. What Do You want.. Rebel Not Taken will translate on request.. For a consideration... |
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