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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My taxes helped pay for the time spent writing and voting on this really fine piece of legislation:
'Noodling' Texans will be able to use their bare hands to catch catfish, using their fingers as bait, officially legalizing "noodling." State-issued fishing licenses and freshwater fishing stamps are required. HB2189 Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/30/3324996/hundreds-of-new-texas-laws-go.html#ixzz1WcmDm6PS Can anyone top that? |
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Lynton
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Unfortunately trout and salmon 'tickling' is still illegal in Britain - how enlightened these Texans are!
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Luvvit Ellie! Wouldn't fancy noodling for pirahnas though.
Salmon-tickling sounds fun for the salmon Lynton. How about halibut-fondling - is that still illegal? |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would also not want to noodle a Great White Shark.
Any other shark for that matter. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Frog punching is illegal in Wales. But, Toad badgering is legal in England! Wheres the sense in that?
Arm xxxxx |
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Lynton
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I foxed a badger once
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What a great headline though, "Governor Perry Noodles a Great White, but loses his arm!" |
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.....bankrupt, murky Detroit municipal pool turned into noodle shop By Vitnamese immigrant thanks to stimulus for" Green jobs!" |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's using your noodles!
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've actually had this vision of people trying to use those foam swimming noodles. The visual makes me laugh!
Ellie |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, beating a large catfish on the beach of a lake with a yellow foam noodle.
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Exactly, these HUGE manly looking fishermen using neon pink, yellow, lime green and aqua blue noodles beating the crap out of a catfish......
again....and again....and again....and again.... over and over until the fish can't take it anymore and dies. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Being in Texas I suppose he might then kick it a little with the point of his cowboy boot. Then it jumps (stupid neanderthal catfish nervous systems!)and he beats it some more!
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Exactly! Then, and only then, he'd take out his rifle and shoot it!
 Ellie |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ain't it just so predictable! |
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