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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's right.... Ellie James has a date. And no, it's not with Duncan Whitehead who apparently looks like Tom Cruise.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Watch out for the stones.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Be gentle with him Ellie.
Leave the whips at home. Good luck. Regards Skoob. |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks, Skoob!
In all honesty, it was the most fun first date I think I've ever had. We listened to live music on an open patio at a Tex-Mex place, then he had the idea to play miniature golf and then air hockey. It was so much fun! It's something my ex would have found to be too immature and beneath him. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Miniature golf? Air hockey?
He's gay. Avoid him like the plague! Just kiddin' Glad you had a good time. Send him my regards But not in a gay way. Skoob. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I like air hockey.
But not in a gay way. Air hockey does sound like a euphemism.... I hope you enjoyed him....no...no.....scratch that. I hope you enjoyed yourself! That just sounds plain rude now. Iain |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Typical Manc.
Lower the tone. You should be locked up in a cupboard in Paddington sir. Respectfully Skoob. |
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