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Her in doors has just descended the stairs in her nightie.
She eyeballs the savages in the drum, and goes into the kitchen, only to return with a carving knife the size of a Scimitar. She places said weapon between the legs of Hatchet Harry and enquires as to who has upset her best china plates.

Do you defend Harry, (Its only business) in the hope he keeps his crown jewels.
Lie and say the boys tripped on the rug.
Or, be known as a louse the rest of your life and scream at her to cut his naddgers off.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

"No sweetbreads for me, dear, I should prefer a tossed salad and a delicate white wine, possibly a Frascati. Mr Hatchet was just leaving. He is taking our door through which he has walked to the door repairers, isn't that thoughtful of him?"

I'm surprised Harry is letting you ask us what to do, Arm...Norally he's in such a hurry.

Iain

To buy running time he should ask the others 'Does her bum look big in that'