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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Harry The Hatchet has just walked through your door.
The firm have put up the plastic sheeting and laid out the body bag. Two of the boys have the meat cleavers freshly stropped. He knows you know where the money is. If he kills you, he loses the money. He can torture you, in the hope you give in and tell. So, what do you say when he asks; "Where's my fuckin money?" Arm xxxxx |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I say, "what about my fuckin door? You might have tried opening it before you walked through it you nonce. That was a deluxe door. I think we are now what they call quits."
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I tell him.
Standard MI6 protocol. Saves a lot of time. Obviously I have to take him to it. Away from the body bag... Iain |
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