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Apparently the bride tried to run away three times - the picture in today's paper showed her tearful at her wedding and a stone-faced Prince (what was that uniform? Do they have an army or navy?)looking at her without an ounce of feeling in his face.

If you ask me this marriage is a car crash waiting to happen.

stuff em all

Hello JO, my sentiments too after having to suffer the French obsession for monarchy over the last week or so.

It must get up his nose that he's leader of a little slice of nowhere and shorter than his missus.

Can't understand why she doesn't just swim home - she used to be a champion apparently.

Get over it Lynton.

You're just pissed off that she isn't marrying you.

I'd fucking jump overboard if I had to marry you.

No offence like, I'm just not gay and I've got new teef.

Kindest

Comme ci comme ca - oo-er, la merde....

Skoob.

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Quote: Lynton
Can't understand why she doesn't just swim home - she used to be a champion apparently.

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That'll be the MASSIVE chain he's fastened to her ankle to 'stop her being kidnapped'.

Apparently, she's rung the Somalis so many times to try and kidnap her, that they're now screening her calls.

Iain