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Lady Godiva
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Go and read some writers' jokes. I've just read some of birbee's and almost choked...but they sure cheered me up
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Here's one that didn't make the cut (it was too short) There once was a young man from Kent, Whose member was horribly bent. He folded it twice, And put it in thrice, But instead of coming, he went. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. The elusive PM |
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Lady Godiva
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Surely you could have 'stretched it out a wee bit' lol
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Lynton
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I find holding a mirror above my head works most of the time.
Depends what mood I'm in though. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nworf?
A small person with a cold? |
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