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victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
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Posted: 26 Jun 11 04:05
How many furlongs are there in a threat by a hillbilly to quit work?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 27 Jun 11 00:25
None. No-one would notice he'd quit because he was never there in the first place.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Jun 11 01:56
Things keep goin the way they are ya won't be seein me here furlong.

Lynton
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Posted: 27 Jun 11 05:38
Workin' mah fingers to the bone here in this yard it's like a chain gang - ifn I ah don't git some help ah won't be around here furlong an ye'll have to put a rod to mah back to git me ter come back. Work ain't even fit fer poles. Ah cain't fathom why theys don't git it, ahs tole 'em a dozen times.

The Trench
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Posted: 28 Jun 11 20:15
as most of em are inbreeds who cares


 
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