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My dryer vent is whistling Old Durham Town.

What should I do?

Sit with it for a while, teach it something new.

I'll get back to you with ideas.............

It's changed to New World in the Morning, must have been the fabric softener.

On a Thursday, try 'Destination Zululand'.

You'll have to put up with it for a couple of days, but it sets it up for the weekend.............

Don't worry Doc, it's quite normal.

Your dryer has 'Whittaker's Whistle Syndrome'.

Just get a can of "The Last Farewell" - does exactly what it says on the tin.

=]

I think I may have cross wired the clothes dryer with my receiver.

I had a girlfriend that had that once, I wondered where the sound was coming from.

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Quote: pinxit

Don't worry Doc, it's quite normal.

Your dryer has 'Whittaker's Whistle Syndrome'.

Just get a can of "The Last Farewell" - does exactly what it says on the tin.

=]

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Oh my! You need help.

Enjoyed that Birbee.

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Quote: birbee

On a Thursday, try 'Destination Zululand'.

You'll have to put up with it for a couple of days, but it sets it up for the weekend.............

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...if it plays 'Pennies from Heaven' you've got change in the bottom of the drum..

..also check the lint filter for a hairball build up or the B Gees will be next!

Thanks Morse, that's the kind of advice I need.

If you turn it around, does it play Satanic messages? The way to combat that is to turn yourself around: that way, you'll hear Roger Whittaker again.

If it starts whistling "I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman" take it back to the shop, it's a fake.

Erskin,

You bastard!

You've got me whistling Kaiser Bill's Batman now!

Regards

Whistler

Get it up on Youtube.

With the video, your experience will be complete.

They knew how to entertain in those days.

I shall do that right now Mr Quint.

Regards

That daft get who can't stop fucking whistling.

I reckon Whistling Jack Smith was lip-synching on that.

The worrying thing is that I've started doing the dance too.

And the winking bit...

Heaven help me.

Skoob.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Enjoyed that Birbee.

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Quote: birbee

On a Thursday, try 'Destination Zululand'.

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I went into HMV looking for King Kurt stuff and asked one of the pimples working there. He told me that I had either got it wrong or that they didn't exist as they weren't on their system.............

That happened to my dryer once....but it was Deep in the Heart of Texas.

Yes, but "Lip-Synching Herbert Who Isn't Really Whistling Jack Smith" wouldn't have been as Carnaby Street, would it?

Mind you, I'd prefer "Lip-Synching Herbert". I'd buy all his albums.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I reckon Whistling Jack Smith was lip-synching on that.

The worrying thing is that I've started doing the dance too.

And the winking bit...

Heaven help me.

Skoob.

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There is an attractive tourist destination in Turkey called Batman.

Don't suppose they thought to change the name to something more alluring.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Erskin,

You bastard!

You've got me whistling Kaiser Bill's Batman now!

Regards

Whistler

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I guess I'll never have that record store clerk swagger and savoire faire.

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Quote: birbee

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Quote: victor nicholas

Enjoyed that Birbee.

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Quote: birbee

On a Thursday, try 'Destination Zululand'.

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I went into HMV looking for King Kurt stuff and asked one of the pimples working there. He told me that I had either got it wrong or that they didn't exist as they weren't on their system.............

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