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I'm sure it's been done here before, but thought I'd kick off a little amuse-bouche thread with an old 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' round that never ceases to tickle (me, at least)...

Definitions of words with a twist. They can be as short...
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Totem Pole (alt definition): John-Paul II's Pope-Mobile
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...or as long...
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Squaw - American native expression of male lust at sight of buxom maiden bending over, derived from the European settler's "Phwoaarrrrr!". Most commonly heard in Red Indian 'comedy' films of the 1960's, such as "Heap Big Carry on Up the Reservation" in this clip:

BIG CHIEF SQUATTING BULL (Um Sidney James): 'Ere - Passin' Cloud, give me calumet a blow will ya darlin'? It's right bunged up since um wifey parked her big buffalo backside on it...

PASSING CLOUD (Um Babs Windsor): Ooooo--- (heap big giggle) ... well alright, as long as um smoke doesn't shoot out of it - last time me swallowed it...

RUNNING SORE (Um Kenneth Connor): SSSSSQUOARRRRRRRR!!!

LITTLE BEAVER (Um Charles Hawtrey): I say...pass um the <hic> firewater, there's um love. Um Babs trollop is looking for um white man with forked tongue

PRANCES WITH POOVES (Um Kenny Williams): Aren't we all ducky! I'nnie brave!! 'Ere... stop um messin' about...etcetc
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...as you like.

Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy.

Wank: Status in the militawy.

"His name is Biggus Dickus - he wanks as high as any in Wome!"

Life of Brian.

Geriatric - When that Liverpool player scores three goals in a row.