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Just wondering what actually HAPPENS to the results of Spoof Polls, especially the 'serious' ones.

They get screwed-up, wrapped in barbed wire, dipped in hot curry powder, sprayed with odour of long dead rat and then shoved up the arse of the self-obsessed twerp who started it...

Mark's assistant, Norman, usually does it..

With a twelve foot iron rod...

They get sent back to spoof Poland - sorry you said polls - they get sent to a parrot orphanage.

This in response to CJ...Ouch! I'm glad I don't put up any SERIOUS polls then!

Thank goodness my polls are stupid coz I was asking about what happens to the 'serious' ones.

Lynton - what's with the parrots lately?

Did it hurt CJ?

Edit: Oh - I don't think you've added a poll have you. Did you just design the punishment?

This is too serious for me.

I'm having me tea.

Regards

Skoob.

Good for you Skoob. What did you have?

I've only eaten a couple of Jacob's Cream Crackers today (yes we can get them here. Probably pay twice as much as you do but our petrol is half the price and we use more petrol than we do Jacob's Cream Crackers.). Jacob nearly bit my bloody hand of tho'.

Laters!