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I'll avacado or two gov'nr

I don't avacado. Never did pass my test. I've got a bicycle instead. Much greener.

Well, it's yellow actually, but you know what I mean..

Bad Guacamole Batman!

An avocado advocate?

Spoofing being an avocation, this means you might be pursuing an avocado advocacy avocation.

Erskin

This reminds me of Margaret Atwoods book about Princess Prunella and the Purple Peanut.

Preoccupied with her own prettiness, Prunella, a positive pill of a princess, passes her time peering into a pocket mirror to see her perfect dimples; planning nuptials with a prince who has piles of pin money; and producing pandemonium for her pained parents, pets and the parlormaids paid to pick up after her. She gets her comeuppance when she provokes a "wrinkly-wristed" wise woman, who places on the princess's proboscis a purple peanut that won't go away until she performs three good deeds. All's well that ends well, however, and prudence wins out over pride. It's also a particularly pleasing read-aloud, as Atwood's outrageous alliteration ("for supper she fed Prunella some parsley and paprika soup, a pile of potted pigeon and pickerel pancakes, and some pepper and porridge preserve, on a pretty plate patterned with pendulous poppies") proves irresistible. Perfectly peachy.

Enough alliteration to artichoke on.

Nick

I am assuming you are incommunicado.

If so then get back to me when you can.

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

I don't avacado. Never did pass my test. I've got a bicycle instead. Much greener.

Well, it's yellow actually, but you know what I mean..

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Erskin, thank you for correcting the spelling of the Avocado.

I was 'going to' but Iwould have been torn apart


LG

Ava Cado, later known as Carmen Miranda.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Ava Cado, later known as Carmen Miranda.

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...Ava THE Gardener!

Vic,

For the king of alliteration, you need to read Alphabetical Africa by Walter Abish.

The first chapter only has words beginning with 'A'.
Alphabetical Africa, Chapter One

Iain

Thanks Iain

You are such a knower.

Who knew one could learn so much on this site.

Wonderful!

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Erskin

This reminds me of Margaret Atwoods book about Princess Prunella and the Purple Peanut.

Preoccupied with her own prettiness, Prunella, a positive pill of a princess, passes her time peering into a pocket mirror to see her perfect dimples; planning nuptials with a prince who has piles of pin money; and producing pandemonium for her pained parents, pets and the parlormaids paid to pick up after her. She gets her comeuppance when she provokes a "wrinkly-wristed" wise woman, who places on the princess's proboscis a purple peanut that won't go away until she performs three good deeds. All's well that ends well, however, and prudence wins out over pride. It's also a particularly pleasing read-aloud, as Atwood's outrageous alliteration ("for supper she fed Prunella some parsley and paprika soup, a pile of potted pigeon and pickerel pancakes, and some pepper and porridge preserve, on a pretty plate patterned with pendulous poppies") proves irresistible. Perfectly peachy.

Enough alliteration to artichoke on.

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A popular children's story here by an acclaimed author.

HI VC, obviously been on the prozac, bang in form, brilliant!