This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.
Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT
All times are GMT
Forum Home / General Discussion / My Pet Gorilla
[This topic is LOCKED]
| Author | Message | ||
|
Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He's deaf.
What do you call him? Anything you want, he can't hear you. What's his favourite vegetable? Hairy coat beans. |
||
|
|
|||
|
Lynton
Writer |
I have a Gorilla in the kitchen - if he burns the bread again he'll be toast.
|
||
|
Lady Godiva
Banned |
My pet gorilla is also deaf...but I've taught him sign language...which was very difficult because he has only 4 fingers on each hand and 'signing' requires FIVE - which includes the thumb.
|
||
|
Lynton
Writer |
Erskin and I learnt sign language from silent radio - we have a diploma (an invisible one of course)
|
||
|
birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I learnt sign language whilst driving up and down the country.
I get a bit lost in Wales............. |
||
|
Lynton
Writer |
But I'm sure that they know exactly where you want them to go.
|
||
|
Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lynton's my silent partner in the silent radio business. It goes without saying.
Just not sayin'
|
||
|
Lynton
Writer |
....?
|
||
|
Jaggedone
Banned |
I just checked the missus, she's fine
|
||
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.
Forum permissions
You are not logged in.
- You cannot create new topics in this forum
- You cannot post new messages in this forum
- You cannot add polls
- You cannot link to external images in this forum
- You cannot upload images in this forum
- You cannot upload files in this forum
