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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
One says to the other: "Are You Sure You're Qualified To Drive This Thing?" |
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Lynton
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The other one replies - I thought you were driving it.
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Lady Godiva
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Fish can't talk!
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Lynton
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Erskin we have a dear old sole keeping an eye on reality - she really is a Dab hand at stopping people from floundering. Every plaice I've been to has someone to kipper'n out for silliness. Don't tell her off she'll only start pouting. Not one to bear a gudgeon me
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Lady Godiva
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It's a joke man! I HAVE a talking fish!
 Just coz I can't hear him through all that water doesn't mean he's not talking. I can see his mouth opening and closing but I haven't learn to fish-lip-read yet.Great 'wording' Lynton. Bit 'fishy' methinks. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Two Parrots on a perch, one says to the other,
"Can you smell fish.............?" |
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Lynton
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The other says "no but I can lip read - that goldfish is calling you a wop".
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Lady Godiva
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Two Spoof Writers at a bar. One says to the other......
"Voted on any good polls lately?" (I know! It's a rather pathetic ) |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Poted on some voles?
How very strange you are. |
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Lady Godiva
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Well thank you Victor. As a child I never DID want to grow up to be just 'ordinary'
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says: "Can you smell carrots?"
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it. At the supermarket I asked if they had ten towels. The assistant said "That's a lot of towels, but sure." I replied, "No, I want owls for tents." Iain |
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