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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"So anyway, these two nuns and a three legged, one-eyed, castrated, hairless Chiuaua named Lucky walk into a bar"
"Say, did that cream I recommended help with your rash?" "Has anyone seen my pants?" NEXT |
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churchmouse
Writer  Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"I've found that liquid bleach is really good at getting bloodstains off of my chainsaw." |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Why are we On this elevator rather than In it, eh?"
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Morse
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...basement...wanna get off Sweetheart? ...Congressman Weiner! What's up Dude! ...nobody light a match...lunch at Miguels didn't agree with me! ...is that a mirror on your loafers? ....Congressman Frank! Goin' down? ... |
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Hello."
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Lady Godiva
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We are stuck with no connection with the outside world. Anyone got any food or water?
Who farted? Which one of you has B.O.? Or maybe it's more than one. |
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Lynton
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Hello I'm Dominique Strauss Kahn
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