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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If it was important it will come to me.
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Exactly. My ma is the same... or something on them lines.
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well you think that's bad?
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning! Can you believe that, 2:30am!!!?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. ...anyway, sorry Doc, you were saying? |
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I know I came in here for something but ...
...nope. It's gone. |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You know, if you put too much lemon juice into your cream sauce,,,well,,,I can't remember the last part
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A metaphor is a train, like a TGV, that takes you from concept A to B, easily derails and serves overpriced sandwiches and comes late. Wait...
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I lost my train of, well that's a very big thing to lose isn't it.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was reading the paper while someone was talking.
Looked up and all I could see was my wife.
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Lady Godiva
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Well, at least she is still THERE!
Unless you are hallucinating (hope I spelled that correctly  ) |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Actually she is busy reading the paper and I'm doing the talking, she can't be bothered to read these things.
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