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Ah well.

So it goes.

I have to rejoin the real world today. It's a pain in the arse, but it has to be done.

So please, no forum shouting at me, no snide remarks, no underhanded, barely veiled notes of aggression, and no intellectual masterstrokes...

Or I'll cry.

I will.

I'm not messing about here - I really will hide behind the sofa and cry.

It's not a pretty sight.

Especially when me mascara streaks.

Infamy! They've all...

You know the rest.

Just don't beat me up and shout at me too much...I'm quite sensitive really.

Submissively,

Skoob.

Is this the first-time round for the real world Skoob?

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Quote: Skoob1999

Ah well.

So it goes.

I have to rejoin the real world today. It's a pain in the arse, but it has to be done.

So please, no forum shouting at me, no snide remarks, no underhanded, barely veiled notes of aggression, and no intellectual masterstrokes...

Or I'll cry.

I will.

I'm not messing about here - I really will hide behind the sofa and cry.

It's not a pretty sight.

Especially when me mascara streaks.

Infamy! They've all...

You know the rest.

Just don't beat me up and shout at me too much...I'm quite sensitive really.

Submissively,

Skoob.

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...STOP SNIVELING!

Consider it more fodder for the spoof....work mates, shop bullies, a new pub,
unisex bog sites, bus encounters of a strange kind, new challenging
lamp posts...the mind boggles at the opportunities.....

mind you, take good notes...and the old snap shot might liven things up
a bit.....

Real... life...? My mother keeps telling me to get one, but I've looked on Amazon.com, and its not there.

If it's not on Amazon.com, then it's not worth getting.

They might have some for sale on ebay....

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Quote: Ellie James

They might have some for sale on ebay....

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Usually pre-owned and slightly soiled