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Please be aware that spurious warnings - posted merely in order to waste the time of those drawn - mothlike - by their timewasting candle-like allure - may spring up, out of nowhere, the better to entrap the unwary. Believe us, there are few things worse than timewasting candles. Unless it be a timewasting candelabra.

(There was an act in the clubs once - she was a burlesque artiste who wore a "candlebra", a kind of candelabra-bra. She was quite popular for a while. I don't think it was because audiences enjoyed the word-play. I think they just enjoyed her enormous hooters. She used to play tunes using these hooters like the ones they used to blow at half-time at the rugby league eg Batley v Featherstone. But in the end she got banned by health & safety. Her asbestos knickers were a health hazard.)

Therefore, please ignore these spurious warnings. They will only make you feel dirty.

Right then matey,

You're suspendered for a month, suspendered.

Any further violations and you will be shipped out to Rutland and forced to partake in the Rutland Llama protection programme.

There is no right of appeal.

Even though you appeal to me. (Not in a gay way.)

Gog Save The Kong!

Skoob.

...went to me barber today...waste of time..she talked me ear off..

..so,I,m used to it!

WARNING:

Staring at the color yellow may not actually induce urination.


WARNING:

Listening to any Vinyl BeeGees album running at 78 speed may make your head spin. Lyrics only make sense if you are consuming a steady supply of Helium.


Erskine, you're a hedge, you are. A right, fine one.

WARNING!

An old one....'Keep your friends close and your enemies CLOSER'.

Take heed or be doomed!

LG