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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 24 May 11 21:37
Reading this notice is likely to be a waste of your time. If you are concerned about a likely waste of your time, you should not read this notice, as it is likely to be a waste of your time. Please ignore this notice. By the time you have read this notice, several seconds are likely to have elapsed. If this is a concern, then it would be better if you did not read this notice.

Morse
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Posted: 24 May 11 21:51

Quote: Erskin Quint

Reading this notice is likely to be a waste of your time. If you are concerned about a likely waste of your time, you should not read this notice, as it is likely to be a waste of your time. Please ignore this notice. By the time you have read this notice, several seconds are likely to have elapsed. If this is a concern, then it would be better if you did not read this notice.



....not really, was just killing time with me barber and a trim...

Nick Hobbs
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Posted: 24 May 11 21:51
For anyone that thinks they know best, please don't fall in to the same trap I did. It really is a waste of your time.

And because I read slowly, a minute or so had passed before I realised.

You've been warned.

Again.

Lynton
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Posted: 25 May 11 10:03
EQ I demand that you give me three seconds of my life back!

Ellis Ian Fields
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Ellis Ian Fields

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Posted: 25 May 11 10:39
I speed read it, thought I'd missed something and went over it with fine-toothed comb, analysing it word by word and dismantling the syntax.

He's right, all right.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 25 May 11 19:37
Shoot 'reeled in' yet again. Well I just hope that others are wasting their time reading this because I not only wasted my time reading the WARNING I also read all the posts that followed.

Including this one of course. Which I read twice looking for typos and I found one and fixed it.

LG

Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 May 11 21:14
Scuse me.

Just diverting attention from the spam thread.

Spiderman or somesuch.

Best ignored.

Regards

Skoob.

birbee
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Posted: 25 May 11 21:19
Spiderpig, Spiderpig
Does whatever a Spiderpig can.............

Inhopeless
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Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
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Posted: 25 May 11 23:10
Well, take my advice, if you don't want to waste more time, then you shouldn't scroll down to see the rest of the thread, and you definitely should not post a message. I didn't and I lost 0.22 kilo-seconds

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 26 May 11 12:44
Wise man!

LG


 
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