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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 19 May 11 21:09
Could there be a new Forum - The Bunker Forum - anyone posting there can be expected to have their posts pulled apart and they would go to that Forum KNOWING that that was going to happen instead of innocently making a comment on a so called INTERESTING subject, to return and find their post QUOTED yes QUOTEDby a spoofer who has a VERY SHORT MEMORY and does not understand the concept of CONTRADICTING ONESELF









Lynton
Writer
Posted: 19 May 11 22:06 - Edited By: Lynton, 19 May 11 22:07
As Michael Winner would say 'Calm Down Dear!' - perhaps not he was the director of "Death Wish"

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 19 May 11 22:17
Egg-bloody-zackly.

You said earlier something to the effect that we can't tell people's demeanours (demeanors) when they post.

I am EXTREMELY calm. I take my medication regularly or else I would have had my account cancelled by now LOL.

I am 'fine and dandy Lynton'.

LG

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 19 May 11 22:18
By the way I am SERIOUS about The Bunker Forum. It's not meant to be a joke!

LG

Maybe I am due a visit to my counsellor

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 19 May 11 22:51
Well, yes it IS. LOL

No-one seems to understand my sense of humour around here.

Guys....I'm having a laugh. Turn your frowns upside down

LG

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 20 May 11 22:57
Oh my gosh! Some of you are scared to post - no - you are just ignoring me. I get it.

Don't worry, I am used to talking to myself coz I have been married to the same Englishman for 42+ years.

I'll carry on regardless.

LG

Inhopeless
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Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

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Posted: 21 May 11 13:41
I'm bunking you know. Screw it all.

Not really.

My mother would murder me - or worse: disown me.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 22 May 11 10:09
Just remember IH

Laughter and joy trump anger and bitterness everytime...everytime!

-General George Patton, 1944


LG




Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 22 May 11 13:53
I DON'T WANT TO SIT IN A BUNKER!!!

The sun's out.

SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF SITTING IN A BUNKER?

And I don't want tea and bloody biscuits either!

The FOOTBALL is coming on.

I want AMBER NECTAR!!!

So bugger off, the lot of you.

I dunno...can't a bloke cross-dress in peace on this site?

Regards

Skoob

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 22 May 11 14:19
Can't a woman cross-dress either? I'm wearing me trousers.

Lucky Skoob and company....as I said on the other thread, I'm stuck with bloody Tottenham Hotspur. Gotta get Setanta for next season.

Amber nectar is only good if it is 8% alc. or over.

Enjoy the game you lucky sod(s).!

LG

Lynton
Writer
Posted: 22 May 11 15:53
I'm knackered, I just painted a bloody wall! I ain't coming in bunkers are made of concrete andyou'll only ask me to paint it and then half way through change your mind about the colour.


 
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