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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 18 May 11 15:47
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/397/307616.html

This is a real one.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 May 11 16:39
Sure is.

Wrexham station, trying to book a ticket for the Holyhead train.

My guess would be an Irish fella trying to take his horse back home on the Dublin ferry.

You can't take horses on trains. They tend to get temperamental and are likely to go mad.

As well as shitting everywhere.

He should have used a horse box and transported the bugger by road.

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Skoob.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 18 May 11 23:19
Always like horse stories, this is one by Kent Pete

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i45745

Brandy Snap
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Posted: 19 May 11 17:20
It's becoming an advertising campaign!

'You can take a white horse anywhere".

Lynton
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Posted: 19 May 11 18:01
It's worse during the Cheltenham gold cup when they all ride them back up the A6.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 May 11 12:25
I was once kicked off the Middlesbrough to Darlington train for not having a valid horse with me.

LG


 
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