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Ellis Ian Fields
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Ellis Ian Fields

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Posted: 13 May 11 23:26
Went to the kitchen, poured meself a drink and... bang!

What was that all about?

Crikey!

pinxit
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:29
Semtex cocoa?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:29
Stop it Ellis.

It's getting too daft for words now.

Things blow up on a regular basis in our house.

Probably the chemicals me dad gave me.

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Skoob.

Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:34
Explosions, Skoob... I dunno. I'm trying to leave my Bradford riot days behind me.

Sweaty, sleepless nights, then incidents like this.

Can't be good for me gout!

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Posted: 13 May 11 23:48
You could always have a breast reduction.

Or something.

That'll sort it.

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Skoob.


 
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