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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 May 11 19:23
Futile, aren't they?

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 12 May 11 19:29





Yup..

Carry on..




Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 May 11 19:56
What's the point?

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 May 11 20:01
Exactly. That's just my point. It's all so inconsequential. Someone might think we were looking for a bit of light relief from "real life" or something.

Why do people start these ridiculous threads?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 May 11 20:03 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 12 May 11 20:03
Clearly understood by me Erskin. Point taken! Ta!

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 May 11 20:09
Any more of this nonsense and I'll have the bloody lot of you in suspenders.

Bloody rabble.

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Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 May 11 23:28
I hope YOU are providing the suspenders SKOOB - mine all wore out so I chucked 'em out.

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 May 11 01:21

Quote: Erskin Quint

Why do people start these ridiculous threads?




I retract my earlier comments on the other thread.

What business of mine is it that you want to start a thread to which other like-minded people want to contribute?

This should be classed as a formal apology.



Lynton
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Posted: 13 May 11 04:45
A real gent Monkey

class this as a sincere compliment

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 13 May 11 18:50
You've every right to say what you want.

Personally, I start these threads not because I like idle chittering but in a - no doubt futile - attempt to express my love of the absurd, the non-sequitur, the anti-thread, the surreal.

Not because I like lots of tittering chitter chatter.

Wickerwork fire buckets and John Snagge were references to The Goon Show.

I thought that was pertinent to a "comedy" website. Just a little bit relevant.

I know where you are coming from however, and it is true that these threads could be misused, misinterpreted.

You're obviously pissed off right now. Hang in there. Don't disappear.





Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 May 11 18:59
That's exactly what I thought.

I'm tempted to start a 'Save Monkey Woods' thread.

Be tragic to see him pack up his pencil case.

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Skoob.

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 13 May 11 19:05



Well said Skoob..

Problem is though, as anyone will tell you..

Tragedy's blinkin' easy..

It's comedy that's difficult...

Monkey needs to see the joke..

Then do what he does best...





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Posted: 13 May 11 19:26

Quote: Skoob1999

That's exactly what I thought.

I'm tempted to start a 'Save Monkey Woods' thread.

Be tragic to see him pack up his pencil case.

Regards

Skoob.


...word is he's temporarily run out of lead in his pencil, but assures his fans he'll be back sharper than ever........maybe even in his best character ever!!!

mind the thread & the women and children

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Posted: 13 May 11 20:04
I do love offbeat and meta-commentary. It adds flavour to this otherwise thread full of lame games, and news stories that are somewhat true.

Also, I'm back.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 13 May 11 21:50
Good to see your back. No, that can't be right. If we were seeing your back, you'd be going rather than coming.

Good to see you're back, and that you like all that meta-jazz.

Stout fellow.


Quote: Inhopeless

I do love offbeat and meta-commentary. It adds flavour to this otherwise thread full of lame games, and news stories that are somewhat true.

Also, I'm back.


Inhopeless
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Posted: 13 May 11 22:16

Quote: Erskin Quint

Good to see your back. No, that can't be right. If we were seeing your back, you'd be going rather than coming.

Good to see you're back, and that you like all that meta-jazz.

Stout fellow.


Quote: Inhopeless

I do love offbeat and meta-commentary. It adds flavour to this otherwise thread full of lame games, and news stories that are somewhat true.

Also, I'm back.



Thank you. I should've added 'bitch' at the end for added emphasis.

This is for emphasis, BITCH.

Let's go again.

"Also, I'm back bitch."

Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:08
I think we get the point.

Don't milk it.

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Skoob

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:10
Don't let the Spoofers take you away from your studies IH. Hit the books and get to that University and make us all proud.

LG

Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:15
PM'ing that would have been more effective, and more personal.

Nobody else is really all that interested.

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Skoob.

PS:- When I stop writing 'Regards' at the end of messages, it's a reliable indicator that my patience is wearing thin.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:19
You guys, you kill me, you really do.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 May 11 23:23
Don't you start.

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Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 14 May 11 00:04
I'm not too sure who the PM comment is aimed at but IH and I don't usually PM on site we normally just email each other.

What's it to anyone anyway?

Oh - sorry - we are not supposed to be making friends and having fun. I forgot.

Ooer!

'They don't like it up 'em Mr. Mannering.'

(Or was it Manwaring? My memory is failing)


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Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 May 11 00:18
Mainwaring.



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 14 May 11 01:09
Hey Skoob didn't you ask another Spoofer on a thread, something about watching a footie match tomorra? Can't remember which thread there are so bloody many of them now but.....



Aha...you could have PM'd him.

Just saying. Eh?


Lady Godiva



Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 May 11 01:19
Okay.

After your continued tirade at me for trying to help you out the other day...is there anything else you'd care to get off your chest?

I'm getting bored now.

So say it quick because I have a really short attention span.

I have better things to do than exchange inanities with people who matter not a jot to me.

Your call.


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