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Lady Godiva
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A TIMELY QUOTE:
"I predict that by the year 2011, the world of politics, sports, and the various entertainment medias will face a tremendous amount of whining running rampant throughout the hills and dales for some strange, odd, rather boorish reason unknown to civilized man or woman." -SIR SIMON SEZINGTON, Bombay, India, September 2, 1989 LG (Amazing what you can find on the internet isn't it?  ) |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Time flies", he said, hurling the alarm clock across the fetid room.
"Time, flies", he yelled, trying to empty the bar of drunken bluebottles. "Thyme flies", said the herb-grower, explaining to the foreign customer about airmail ordering. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As the campaigning for the 2012 US presidential election gets underway.
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain (Applicable to the UK, Canada etal.) |
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Morse
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...someday my Prince will come... How long will Kate wait? |
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Lady Godiva
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Ah! But! Too many Spoofers have already opened their mouths and removed all doubt. LOL
 LG (referring to a previous post) |
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Morse
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....after 37 years I think it's time I cleaned out my drawers! LG ....just in the knickers of time! M |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
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Lady Godiva
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tighty whities or boxers Morse?
LG |
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Morse
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...careful....you're hanging by a thread.... Smooth as Silk ....2 pair for $39.95... No muss, no fuss, no sweat.... Ninja black, btw. |
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Lady Godiva
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Oh my lord! Hold me back!
LG |
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Morse
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PLEASE LORD! |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I always knew you were a deviant. Not like that's a bad thing. "Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas better" Groucho Marx |
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Lynton
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Never knew threads could turn out so dangerous
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