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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd never forget.
Just sayin' Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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What was it you just said?
LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh to be an elephant.
They listen with their feet you know. They also get to act with Robert Pattinson. How splendid that must be. Off she went With a trumpety trump Trump Trump Trump. |
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Lady Godiva
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Hey! It's just as well Spoof Writers are NOT elephants or most of us wouldn't be 'talking to each other'.
(Well I know some are ignoring others - but that's just life) Just saying! LG LOL  |
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Morse
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....he walks, he talks, he crawls on his belly like a reptile..for one thin dime Yes one tenth of a dollar, see the limey pick up peanuts with his nose |
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For a party trick I do an elephant impersonation with me trouser pockets as ears.
You should see where 'Jumbo' sticks the cakes... Second thoughts. Mebbe not. |
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Morse
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...been using the line "ever seen a one eared elephant" for years.. ...Skoob substitutes "aardvark' when he's on the troll... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You've lost me.
I have no idea what you're on about. Regards Skoob. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The head of the herd was calling
Far, far away They met one night in the silver light On the road to Mandalay |
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Morse
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...ever see an elephant sneeze.....GOBsmacked! Ok Skoob,tuck in your pocket and put your trunk away... We,ve seen it all before, the same but much bigger... Cap |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, I see. You're on about me willy...
It's in mothballs. The moth is furious. (But not in a gay way.) Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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...even a moth deserves bigger...better? |
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