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I mean...

Just look at it...

Eurrrgh!

Vile.

Horrible.

Oh, my sweet Lord....

Terrible.

Regards

Skoob.

I have never seen anything as disgusting at that.

Oh my!

My eyes are 'smarting'.



LG

You were clearly never in Scumpton, either of you. Considering your proximity to that hole, Skoob, you must consider yourself lucky.

Like.

Can't go there Ellis.

I'm allergic to it.

Makes me sneeze, makes me eyes water...

Never again.

Scuse me...think I'm gonna....

Then there's Smethwick.

Been to Brampton.

Weird dartboard.

Werewolves lurking outside.

Just sayin'

Skoob

There's more than one Brampton.

There's also the Brampton Bugle.

The latter is the funniest one.

Wil somebody please wipe it up?

I'm not going anywhere near it...

Regards

Skoob.

Chrrrrrist on a bike!!!

Hmmm... puts me in mind of that weird 70's band 'Throbbing Gristle'.

Put it away Skoob, it's starting to hum...

Sorry, chaps. Me again. Would someone please tell me what this thread is about, and why Skoob felt the need to start it?

Not being miserable, but I just don't understand. It's neither funny nor informing. I don't know why you bothered, Skoob.

Maybe you could PM me. I need to find out why people are starting threads like this so that I can keep abreast of current trends.

Waiting.

Me

A man has needs Monkey.

Even though he has a bad knee and a dodgy back.

I shall PM you.

I am not a proper administrator by the way.

So just ignore that bit.

Regards

Skoob.

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I am not a proper administrator by the way.

So just ignore that bit.

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I already had.

Interesting, however, how something as inconsequential as that has spawned its own forum threads. The tiny lives that people lead!

Oh, just ignore me, Skoob. I'm getting older. Do you know, Skoob, that every single time a 24-hour cycle of the clock passes, I am exactly one whole day older? Just imagine it! When this happens 365 times, starting on my birthday, I automatically become a year older!

If this continues, I'll be dead soon.

(waits)

Yeah, me too.

(Drums fingers on table and whistles Oh Vienna by Ultravox)

Regards

Skoob.

It means nothing to me.

I retract all my earlier comments about 'tiny lives' etc.

They were unwarranted. People can post whatever they like here, so long as Mark thinks it's fine.

It's no business of mine telling you all what I feel. I'll keep all my opinions to myself in the future.

Good morning.